If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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