why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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