Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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