He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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