how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
