I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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