Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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