BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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