I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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