Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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