Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
areolas are like halos for boobs.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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