i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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