Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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