i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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