I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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