guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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