ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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