I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Semen is not good for contacts.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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