She announced her abortion via fbk
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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