I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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