Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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