Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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