found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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