So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
That reminds me...we need to get swords
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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