How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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