He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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