I hope mine doesn't look like that
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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