I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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