Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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