btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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