I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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