My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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