I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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