we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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