Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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