My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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