My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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