so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
the condom got lost in my hair
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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