and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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