Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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