you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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