A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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