No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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