im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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