Tell her she can't have a vagina
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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