508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm passing your future prison.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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