i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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