did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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