Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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