So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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