i just wanna soil my oats bro
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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