He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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