Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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